by Jesse Hunter

Have you ever stolen anything？ Be honest. I know youve at least thought about it. Everyone thinks about it—and believe it or not， most people eventually act on these sinful thoughts， in one way or another. Animals steal food and shelter from each other all the time. Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. So it seems， in some instances， stealing can be a good thing， right？ If so， then who has this all-encompassing right to decide what can be stolen， and from whom？ To what lengths are the victims of said thievery willing to go， to defend what is rightfully theirs？ If a burglar broke into your home， what possessions would you fight the hardest for？ Or would you fight at all？ As a westerner living in the Far East， I get overcharged so much that it often feels like robbery. But rather than haggling， I always pay the asking price. Why is that， you ask？ I simply remind myself that an extra couple bucks may be pocket change to me， but it could mean a family dinner to a struggling street vendor.

I Attacked Two Burglars shows how far one 60 year-old woman was willing to go to protect her precious heirlooms. I Met My Burglars on Holiday shows how a single burglary can turn an otherwise simple family into a group of amateur detectives， who end up getting a bit carried away. Ninja Hunt follows the trail of a mysterious thief， whose legendary heists sent Staten Island into an all out frenzy. And I Cant Stop Stealing gives you a glimpse into the mind of an “honest” kleptomaniac.

Stealing is wrong， in almost every circumstance. So when is it acceptable then？ Thats up to you to decide. All things considered， I happen to think its alright for people to steal what they really need. But only from those who have plenty of loot to spare. And thieves beware： not everyone is as gracious as yours truly…

你曾經(jīng)偷過東西嗎？請誠實回答。我知道起碼你有想過。每個人都想過——而且信不信由你，多數(shù)人最終還是為惡念所控，以這樣或那樣的方式做了壞事。長久以來，動物間相互偷奪食物及地盤。羅賓漢以劫富濟貧而聞名遐邇。所以看起來，在某些情況下，偷竊也可以是件好事，不是嗎？如果是這樣的話，那么誰有這個至高無上的權(quán)利來決定什么能被盜，以及能從誰那里盜取呢？受害于上述盜賊的失主們又愿意花多大勁兒來保衛(wèi)自己的正當財產(chǎn)呢？假使一個盜賊潛入了你的家中，什么財物是你會拼盡全力去保護的？又或者，你會反抗嗎？作為一個生活在遠東的西方人，我經(jīng)常被人敲竹杠，感覺與搶劫無異。但比起討價還價，我總是寧愿付出要價。你會問，為什么要那樣？我只是提醒自己，多付的幾塊錢對我來說也許只不過是筆小錢，但那對于苦苦謀生的小販而言可能意味著一家人的晚餐。

《老太智斗雙煞》一文展現(xiàn)了一位六旬老嫗會使出多少力氣來保護自己珍貴的傳家寶。《我與怪盜的不了“情緣”》講述了一次盜竊如何將一個原本單純的家庭變成了一組業(yè)余偵探，最終還有點神經(jīng)兮兮?！度陶摺吧裢怠薄分v述了一個追蹤神秘竊賊的故事，那位竊賊傳奇的盜竊史令斯塔頓島陷入了徹底混亂?！兑粋€慣偷的自白》一文將帶你走進一個“誠實”竊盜癖的內(nèi)心世界，一窺究竟。

在幾乎所有的情況下，偷盜都是錯的。那什么情況下是可以接受的呢？那得全由你決定。思慮周詳之后，我突然覺得人們竊其真正所需并無大礙。但是只能從囤著大量“不義之財”的人手里竊取。還有小賊們注意了：并不是每個人都像你摯愛的我那般慈悲為懷的……