[英語原文]

Two Birds

Teacher：Here are two birds，one is swallow，the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which？

Student：I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher：Please tell us.

Student：The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

[漢語翻譯]

兩只鳥

老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是燕子，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀？

學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學生：燕子的旁邊是麻雀，麻雀的旁邊是燕子。

[小幽默大智慧]

在這個故事中，學生用看似肯定的語氣，來陳述自己根本不知道的答案，幽默、風趣。

（小好奇）