A little boy says to his friend， “Guess how many candies I have in my pocket.”

The friend says， “If I get it right， will you give me one of them？”

The boy says， “If you get it right， I’ll give you both of them！”

一個(gè)小男孩對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“你猜猜我口袋里有多少糖果。”

他的朋友說(shuō)：“如果我猜對(duì)了，你能給我一顆嗎？”

小男孩說(shuō)：“你要是猜對(duì)了，我把兩顆都給你！”

Mother： Why are you jumping up and down？

Tom： I’ve just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽?zhuān)耗銥槭裁匆恢碧咸碌模?/p>

湯姆：我剛才喝了藥但是忘記搖動(dòng)瓶

子了。

“Are we poisonous？” the young snake asked his mother.

“Yes， dear，” she replied， “Why do you ask？”

“Cause I’ve just bitten my tongue！”

“我們是不是有毒？”小蛇問(wèn)他的媽媽。

“是的，親愛(ài)的，”媽媽回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么？”

“因?yàn)槲覄倓偘炎约旱纳囝^咬破了！”

Teacher： Tom， why are you late for school every day？

Tom： Every time I come to the corner， a sign says， “School—Go Slow”.

老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學(xué)都遲到？

湯姆：每次我走到那個(gè)拐角，都看到一個(gè)標(biāo)志上寫(xiě)著“學(xué)?！小?。

Mrs. Brown： Oh， my dear， I have lost my precious dog！

Mrs. Smith： But you must put an advertisement in the papers！

Mrs. Brown： It’s no use， my little dog can’t read.

布朗夫人：哦，天哪！我把我珍愛(ài)的小狗弄丟了！

史密斯夫人：那你得在報(bào)紙上登個(gè)啟事??！

布朗夫人：沒(méi)用的，我的小狗不識(shí)字。

Teacher： Oxygen is a must for breathing and for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Student： Thank God！ I was born after 1773， otherwise I would have died without it.

老師：我們必須依靠氧氣才能呼吸和生存。它是1773年被發(fā)現(xiàn)的。

學(xué)生：謝天謝地！還好我是1773年以后才出生的，不然沒(méi)有氧氣我就活不了了。

kid： Why are some of your hair white， Mom？

Mom： Well， every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy， one of my hair turns white.

The kid thought for a moment， and then said，“Mamma， how come all of grandma’s hair are white？”

孩子：媽媽?zhuān)瑸槭裁茨阌幸恍┌最^發(fā)？

媽媽?zhuān)耗忝孔鲆患e(cuò)事讓我不高興，我的頭發(fā)就會(huì)有一根變白。

孩子想了會(huì)說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)菫槭裁蠢牙训念^發(fā)全白了？”