#1 最直接的理由

What homework？

什么作業(yè)？（裝傻時(shí)請(qǐng)自覺(jué)配合表情……）

#2 最得瑟的理由

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

作業(yè)被外星人拿去當(dāng)人類字跡樣本了。（茫茫作業(yè)中，選中的就是你的……）

#3 最惡心的理由

My dog ate it. Seriously，

look， I brought a stool sam—ple.

作業(yè)被狗吃了。真的，你看，我?guī)?lái)了糞便樣本。（人類已經(jīng)無(wú)法阻止狗狗吃作業(yè)了……）

#4 最高境界的理由

I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on home—work.

我太擔(dān)心暗藏殺機(jī)的非洲國(guó)家將面臨種族滅絕大屠殺，而無(wú)法集中注意力做作業(yè)了。

#5 最殘忍的理由

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.

我老爸有點(diǎn)神經(jīng)失常，把作業(yè)剪裁開(kāi)來(lái)折紙玩偶了。（老爸悲催了……）

#6 最無(wú)厘頭的理由

The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.

一個(gè)和善的先生拿著一個(gè)牌子寫(xiě)著：今天大家都完蛋。沒(méi)人在世界末日前夕還做家庭作業(yè)的。

#7 最經(jīng)典的理由

I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.

廁所沒(méi)紙了，只能拿作業(yè)紙湊合著用了。（親，這個(gè)有點(diǎn)過(guò)時(shí)了……）

#8 最有愛(ài)的理由

My mother took it to have it framed.

我媽媽把作業(yè)裝裱了。（總不能棒打母愛(ài)吧……）

#9 最“權(quán)威”的理由

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

地方上訴法院最近裁定家庭作業(yè)是官方的不人道和非常規(guī)的懲罰措施。（于是老師頗感“鴨梨”……）

#10 最高科技的理由

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

我用的是太陽(yáng)能計(jì)算器，而當(dāng)時(shí)是陰天。（后面的意思，你懂的……）