If you want a guarantee, buy atoaster.

如果事事求穩(wěn)妥，去買臺烤面包機吧。

——美國演員克林·伊斯威特

A healthy male adult boreconsumes each year one and a halftimes his own weight in other people'spatience.

一位無趣的健康成年男性會大量耗損他人耐性。平均一年消耗量約是他本人體重的一倍半。

——美國作家顧普代克

Don't just stand there; make somethinghappen.

不要只是袖手旁觀，做就對了。

——美國企業(yè)家李·艾科卡

On your way to Wonderful, you're goingto have to pass through All Right. And whenyou get to All Right, take a good look aroundand get used to it, "cause that may be as faras you're going to go.

在你到達“好極了”之前，必須先經(jīng)歷“尚可”。當你到了“尚可”階段，最好先環(huán)顧四周讓自己習慣；因為你最遠可能就只能到這里了。

——美國創(chuàng)作歌手比爾·威德斯

There is a plan to this universe.There is a high intelligence, maybeeven a purpose, but it's given to uson the installment plan.

有個比人類還高的智慧，他對宇宙有個計劃，甚至或許還有目的，但他不會一次告訴我們。

——1978年諾貝爾獎得主以撒·辛格

Grief is the price we pay for love.

悲傷是我們?yōu)閻鄹冻龅拇鷥r。

——伊麗莎白女王二世

It is our responsibilities, not ourselves,that we should take seriously.

我們應該看重的不是自己，而是自己的責任。

——英國演員彼得·尤斯汀諾夫

Happiness is nothing more than goodhealth and a bad memory.

快樂不過就是身體好，記性差。

——德國思想家史懷哲

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