英國3000名觀眾接受由數(shù)字電視臺DAVE主辦的民調(diào)，選出史上最機智的10句話。

1．作家王爾德：“你一定要原諒你的敵人——再沒有一件事可以讓對方更惱怒了?！?/p>

Oscar Wilde, writer "Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."

2．喜劇演員史帕克·密拉根：“我只有一個要求——讓我有機會證明錢無法讓我快樂。”

Spike Milligan, comic"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

3．演員史蒂芬·佛萊：“原創(chuàng)構(gòu)想不會太難找吧，圖書館里多的是?！?/p>

Stephen Fry, actor "An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."

4．汽車雜志記者杰里米·克拉克森：“從來沒有人因速度喪命，危險的是突然靜止下來?！?/p>

Jeremy Clarkson, car journalist "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."

5．政治家丘吉爾：“政治家必須有能力預(yù)言明天、下周、下個月和明年將發(fā)生的事，而且事后要有能力解釋為何沒有發(fā)生?！?/p>

Sir Winston Churchill,politician"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

6．喜劇演員保羅·莫頓：“我到紐約的第一天，有個人問我知不知道中央公園在哪里?我說不知道。他說：‘你介意我在這里搶劫你嗎?”

Paul Merton, actor/comedian "On my first day in New York a man asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said, "Do you mind if I mug you here? ""

7．劇作家諾爾·考沃：“有人感嘆歌劇改變太多，這句話說錯了，問題就出在歌劇一點都沒變。”

Noel Coward, playwright"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."

8．劇作家莎士比亞：“女子未婚時什么都不要，只要丈夫，有了丈夫后，卻什么都想要?！?/p>

William Shakespeare, playwright "Maids want nothing but husbands and when they have them, they want everything."

9．足球經(jīng)理布萊恩·克勞：“我不敢說自己是業(yè)界最頂尖的經(jīng)理人，但應(yīng)該不做第二人想?！?/p>

Brian Clough, football manager "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one."

10．音樂家里恩·蓋拉格：“美國人喜歡表演者邋邋遢遢，在舞臺上猛指自己的頭。碰到我們這種優(yōu)秀人才，還擦了體香劑，他們卻不懂得欣賞?！?/p>

Liam Gallagher,musician"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it."

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