Did Your Father Help You?

One day,Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him,“You got all your homework right this time,Tim.What happened?Did your father help you?”

Usually Tims father did help him with his homework,but the evening before this,he had not been able to,because he had not been at home,so Tim answered,“No,sir.He was busy last night,so I had to do it all myself.”

你爸爸幫你做了嗎？

一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。老師很高興，同時(shí)也十分驚奇。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？”

蒂姆的爸爸通常確實(shí)幫他做作業(yè)，但是頭天晚上，因?yàn)樗辉诩揖蜎]有幫蒂姆，所以蒂姆回答說：“不，先生，我爸爸昨晚很忙，我不得不全由自己做了?！?/p>

It Came On A Wednesday

The visitor to London was quite disgusted.“Rain, rain, rain!Fog,fog,fog!”he shouted to his guide.“When do you have sunny days in England?”“I say,”replied the guide,“that is a difficult question.Last year I believe it came on a Wednesday.”

那是個(gè)星期三

來倫敦的一名游客厭煩至極?！坝?，雨，雨！霧，霧，霧！”他沖導(dǎo)游嚷道?！坝裁磿r(shí)候才有晴天？”“這個(gè)，”導(dǎo)游答道，“還真難說。記得去年是個(gè)星期三?！?/p>

Punished

Alice: Isnt Goby a naughty dog, Mommy? He ate my dollys slipper.

Mother: Yes, dear. He must be punished.

Alice: I did punish him. I went out to his kennel and drank his milk.

懲罰

艾麗斯：媽媽，考比這狗是不是淘氣？它把我洋娃娃的拖鞋吃掉了。

媽媽：是的，親愛的。應(yīng)該懲罰它。

艾麗斯：我懲罰它了。我到外面它的窩里把它的牛奶喝了。