“Dad，can you write in the dark?”

“I think so.What is it you want me to write?”

“Your name on this report card.”

【譯文】

簽名

“爸爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎?”

“我想可以。你想讓我寫什么?”

“在這張成績(jī)單上簽名。”

Slow

Mum:What are you doing，son?

Boy:Writing my brother a letter.

Mum:Thats a lovely idea，dear，but why are you writing so slowly?

Boy:Because he cant read very fast!

【譯文】

慢

媽媽：兒子，你在干什么?

兒子：給弟弟寫一封信。

媽媽：很好，親愛的，可是為什么你寫得這么慢呢?

兒子：因?yàn)樗x不快呀!

Who Discovered Australia

Teacher:Fred，can you find Australia on the map please?

Fred:There it is.

Teacher:Now， Louise， who discovered Australia?

Louise:Fred did!